When their beloved dive bar is about to close its doors forever, it's up to 4 dopey, alcoholic barflies to save it. Cashing in on a windfall of money contained in congratulatory greeting cards from friends and family, our heroes embark on an 'educational' journey of a lifetime. Scotty Schwartz, Rich Cronin, Blue Meanie, MC Lars, The Reverend Bob Levy, and Michael Ray Bower star.
